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Information about Gran Canaria
If you're looking for sunshine, there's no better place to head
than Gran Canaria. With the Western Sahara coast just 150km away, it's
hot, hot, hot and it's not just the weather that turns up the temperature.
With a gay scene that's open all year round, it's no wonder it attracts
visitors from all over the world.
If
you've never been to Gran Canaria, you really should experience it. It has
been at the heart of gay holidaying for over 30 years and many visitors
return again and again, seduced by their favourite haunts and hangouts.
Gay tourism is a huge part of local economy which means visitors are
always welcomed with open arms, whatever the season.
The
south of the island is the place to be and most visitors tend to head for
Playa del Ingles and Maspalomas. The climate in the south is very
different from the north and on rare occasions snow can be seen on the
mountain tops while you bask in temperatures of 30 plus (fear not though,
it never ventures as far as the coast).
Playa del Ingles and Maspalomas
join to form one huge gay resort, well-endowed with accommodation,
restaurants, bars and venues, to suit all tastes and budgets. Most of the
action can be found in the lively Playa del Ingles, with the famed Yumbo
Centre at its epicentre. If you're new to the Yumbo experiences, think of
a well seasoned drag queen; she never sleeps, has two personas and draws
in the gay crowds with ease. By day she is a bit shabby (a vast shopping
and leisure centre that's home to more than 200 shops, bars, services and
stalls) but by night, she puts on her sluttiest outfit, steps delicately
into her diamante heels and gets ready to party.
At
the stroke of half past ten, the gays take over and the Yumbo is magically
transformed into a hedonistic playground as stalls selling leather goods
and sportswear are replaced by an array of gays - the only leather goods
and sportswear left are those actually on the guys themselves! It's all
done with such swift precision it's easy to think you're on the set of an
Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. Soon you are at the heart of a throbbing
nightlife.
While it's true that most of us are
after one thing, the way we like it presented can differ greatly and Gran
Canaria caters for everyone. Leather clubs, drag shows, trendy bars and a
few 'special interest' venues all cohabits nicely with nearly 50 gay
venues to take you through the night. This sprawling sextropolis boasts
more bars than either Soho or Canal Street and half of the fun is in
finding your favourites. The key to getting the most of the venues is to
join the gradual procession that spirals the bars from the bottom level to
the top and takes about three hours, minimum, to do properly.
Not
long after midnight, the lure of 'Euro Hits' entices the crowd to move to
the next floor where some of the slicker bars tempt guests with waiters
straight from a D&G shoot. As the dance/music bars start to fill up,
so do the cruisier venues on this floor, some catering to the leather
crowd, some offering darkroom shenanigans. Maybe
it's the gradual climb but by the time you reach the top, there are
definitely a higher percentage of toned bodies on parade.
If you're truly hardcore, then the evenings melt into the day
at one the islands 'after hours' clubs. The Cita Centre is another gay
hotspot, a fifteen minute walk from the Yumbo (or 3 minutes in a cab). If you are out all night, be careful not to
take out all your cash at once; there are plenty of cash machines
available and it's better than losing your wad in a dark room.
It's
also worth mentioning that there are many great bars available if you're
all Yumboed out. There are also a few options in the capital, Las Palmas,
which can provide a more cultural alternative if you like to mix the fun
with some local atmosphere.
Dinner
tends to be late in Gran Canaria, so if you're eating out there's little
point in arriving much before 10pm. The food is pleasant, but finding
something really special can be a challenge. Few restaurants in Playa del
Ingles offer more than steak and seafood so we recommend basing your
choice on the availability of eye candy meandering past or indeed serving
your meal.
And
now for the daytime fun! If you've heard about Gran Canaria, you've no
doubt heard about its notorious beaches. The main beach at Playa del
Ingles is a bit too touristy but beyond this, stretching towards
Maspalomas, you'll find a glorious coastline that never seems to end. The
main gay beach is positioned between these two resorts and you can reach
it from Avenida de Tirajana (by walking through the arch at the hotel Riu
Palace and heading for the beach by bar number seven). Loungers and
refreshments are available here and it's never short of cute guys with or
without trunks. However, it's quite unlikely that you'll actually make it
to the seafront as the expanse of dunes behind it have been a cruising
ground for gay men for decades. While there dunes may look a little barren
at first at first, do not be fooled; they offer secluded spots where trees
create perfect suntraps, ideal for a spot of naked sunbathing. If you do
opt to remove your clothes here, be prepared to be propositioned - lying
in the dunes is no place to be shy!
After
a day on the beach, coffee and cakes at Café Wien is a great place to
reflect on the sights of the day before deciding which outfit to wear for
the next night on the town.
But there is another side of Gran
Canaria that's easy to miss. Gran Canaria's west coast is a rugged and
beautiful National Park that's barely even heard the word tourism. Puerto
de Mogan is a very pretty and fast expanding port and an excellent choice
for a day trip. The Capital city also offers more than you'd expect with
museums, galleries, theatre, opera, classical and popular concerts. The
rest of the island contains magnificent architecture, weekend markets and
quaint agricultural towns and Gran Canaria also has various major events
going on throughout the year, including the second largest attended
carnival in the world. While the shopping may be more than Primark than
Prada in places, there are still plenty of great opportunities to snap up
aftershave and electrical goods - after all G.C. is duty free!
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